"Hey Mom I'm getting high!"
Little Buddy yells to me from the other room as he is climbing the ladder I left out from painting.
Badger Boy to D-"You used to play basketball?"
"Did you play for the NFL?"
Guess we need to brush up on our sports knowledge.
Me: "Wash your ears"
LB: "I can't!!" sounding a little worried
Me: "Why not?"
LB: "I don't know if I should use soap or shampoo!"
We gave the washing machine box to the kids to play in.
While they were playing spaceship in it I hear one of them fart very loudly.
Then I hear laughter and LB says: "You know astronauts fart too"
Me: "It's almost 8 get ready for bed."
LB: "Is that am or pm"